Aunty No. 1....painful.....ears were disappointed due to lack of humorous jokes (as opposed to timepass jokes--smile sympathetically at the fool telling such stupid "jokes")...eyes were losing sight of the big thing changing from Govinda to that darn aunty....brainache (trying to keep track of those ridiculous "conflicts"...)...
Movie starts out with Hijra No. 1's bhabhi (Bindu--of Judwaa "fame") claiming that Gopi (Govinda) is basically a loser (surprise surprise). In the quest for success and fame, he goes to movie producers...meets up with Parshaani No. 1 of Hi Hi Productions (Satish Kaushik), some laughs, blahblah.
Second conflict. Runs over Ditz No. 1(Raveena), who ran away from home so she didn't have to marry villian Boytoy No. 1 (Mohnish Behl--even Madhuri preferred Salman, bechara reject...). She was told by Anupam Kher that she was destined to marry Ranjeet Saigal (sounds like an "Oyyyyye Ranjeet-ah!). Smart, beautiful, and talented as she is, the fool went to look for her Oy Ranjeet-a, found Govinda, blahblah. Oh right...her dad's a villian (that Raza Murad stud).
Third conflict. Govinda sees a murder by Raza. Govinda's innocent bhai works for him and catches him doing not so innocent things. POLICE POLICE! bhaiji yells. Let's steal that Bunty kid, Raza growls. Kid gone, no tears shed.
Fourth. Govinda has loser friends who are after loser girls (Jhalle No. 1's), whatever their names are--uhhmm Harish and uhhmm Rohit someone of Aazmayish "fame"....connected eyebrow boys--uhmm attractive indeed. They are after two total idiots, who are Budha No. 1's (Kadar Khan) something or another. Here enters Aunty No. 1, as Maharani Sahiba... and there goes Kadar Khan's dil, as well as some other old guy's. Yeck.
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